Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Try to be funny Try to be funny Try to be funny

It's hard to do all that when you work retail. It sucks the life right out of you. It really fucking does.

(the F word is neccesary here, for emphasis)

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Into the West vs White Guilt

Is anyone else watching Into the West? <---( am I even supposed to italicize TV show titles?) I thought this would be a great series to watch. Well crap. All this miniseries is doing for me is giving me a healthy case of White Guilt. How can I show my face in public when I know all the shitty things my people did to the Indians? In addition to that, too many characters die in this show! I have a hard time remembering who I like from week to week let alone having them die on me so I hafta pick another favorite! (currently my favorite is Loved-by-the-Buffalo, but that's only because I think he might live to see the end of the series)

If you listen to this show, all you would think we brought to the Indians was gunpowder and diabetes!

UH OH

There's trouble in Gorilla-land. MrsGorilla has decided she wants a blog. Now I get to find out about all the things I have done wrong.... ON THE NET. Hmmm good thing our wireless internet works on the couch.

Hey wait... I may have even given her permission to post to this blog...how the heck do I revoke that without stirring up a hornets nest?....aaaaaa

Hey wait... I just insinuated that her blog will degenerate into only complaints about ME. As if there is nothing else in her life that is worth mentioning. There pretty much isn't, but hey when the truth hurts just blame the husband!....aaaaaaa

Hey wait... I don't know when to shut up! I am now in more trouble from one posting that everything I said (as far as I am aware anyway) all of last week!...aaaaaa